{"id":81,"date":"2008-12-21T18:42:23","date_gmt":"2008-12-21T17:42:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pastorshome.wordpress.com\/?p=63"},"modified":"2014-05-06T16:15:01","modified_gmt":"2014-05-06T16:15:01","slug":"geschenke-die-die-welt-nicht-braucht","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.pastors-home.de\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"Geschenke, die die Welt nicht braucht"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"62\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.pastors-home.de\/?attachment_id=62\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pastors-home.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/osterflocke.jpg?fit=2272%2C1704&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2272,1704\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;Canon PowerShot A520&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1206298055&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;7.8125&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.016666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Osterflocken\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.pastors-home.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/osterflocke.jpg?fit=880%2C660&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-62\" title=\"hundebier\" src=\"http:\/\/pastorshome.files.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/hundebier.jpg?w=300&#038;resize=300%2C295\" alt=\"hundebier\" width=\"300\" height=\"295\" \/>Damit sich Herrchen und Hundchen gemeinsam die Kante geben k\u00f6nnen, bietet mein Lieblings-Zooladen nun das <em><strong>Schwanzwedler Hundebier<\/strong><\/em> an.<\/p>\n<p>Vorsicht: Falls das Gebr\u00e4u Hassi zu sehr mundet, droht der finanzielle Absturz: Beim Preis von 1,99 Euro pro 0,3-Liter-Buddel kommt der 20 x 0,5l-Kasten hochgerechnet auf 66 Euro !!<\/p>\n<p>Es war schon immer etwas teurer, einen exklusiven Geschmack zu haben (wers probieren will: Das Zeug schmeckt nach Rinderbr\u00fche)<\/p>\n<p>Den Blick nach Simbabwe, wo Menschen aus Mangel an Wasser zu hunderten elend zugrunde gehen &#8211; den m\u00f6chte ich in diesem Kontext lieber gar nicht erst kommentieren&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damit sich Herrchen und Hundchen gemeinsam die Kante geben k\u00f6nnen, bietet mein Lieblings-Zooladen nun das Schwanzwedler Hundebier an. Vorsicht: Falls das Gebr\u00e4u Hassi zu sehr mundet, droht der finanzielle Absturz: Beim Preis von 1,99 Euro pro 0,3-Liter-Buddel kommt der 20 x 0,5l-Kasten hochgerechnet auf 66 Euro !! Es war schon\u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.pastors-home.de\/?p=81\">ich will weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[235,39],"tags":[90,91,92],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-2008","category-nicht-kategorisiert","tag-durst","tag-hundebier","tag-simbabwe"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4BNB2-1j","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pastors-home.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pastors-home.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pastors-home.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pastors-home.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pastors-home.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.pastors-home.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":780,"href":"https:\/\/www.pastors-home.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions\/780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.pastors-home.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pastors-home.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.pastors-home.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}